20 April, 2009

A Poem.

I am putting together a poetry collection for one of my classes. I came across this one, and I just had to share!

I Am My Own Grandpa

Many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I got married to a widow
Pretty as could be.

This widow had a grow-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma, too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

-Author Unknown

- b -

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This was a song in a movie called, "The Stupids" Tom Arnold played a guy named Stanley Stupid... it was pretty amazing. Worth buying on Amazon for under 10 bucks.

Steve said...

I hope this finds you well. I enjoyed the Ken Garoo story. (I once knew a guy named Ken Garo.)

If I want to send you something I wrote, without others being able to see it, how do I send it? That's just how I am.

I will be back in Jackson from May 17-20. Will you be back at home by then?

Let me know. Steve

Briana McCall said...

I am not really sure how you can post private posts... I have never had anyone ask me that!

Steve said...

Well, do you have an email account I can send it to?

Briana McCall said...

bmerante@insightbb.com